When in Rome... I mean, TV studio class...

Amongst very boring theoretical classes, we have our great TV studio class. In which we learn how to be directors and use all the equipments. During the first weeks we learned about making simple scripted shows. Now we just started working with Talk Shows... and that's where my story comes from...

Ok, last tuesday morning... Class at 8:30... I overslept and got there a little after 9. I get into the studio and the teacher turns to me and says: You, you are going to be one of the guests of the show...
I put my stuff down and sit on a chair under the spotlight...
R. (who asks to remain unamed) was going to be the host and Debrah (from South Africa) was the other guest.

The teacher told us, that we were supposed to talk about our lives, school... stuff like that...
But, come ooooon... it was too early, and we were TOO sleepy... So, we decided to have some fun and be ourselves but with outrageous stories... In one of the me and Debrah were girlfriends, the other she was a transsexual hooker,straight out of sex change surgery and I was her Pimp, while R. was a very prejudiced german guy.
*we changed stories everytime he said CUT... lol

The best story, was when we decided I was going to be a bissexual porn star, Debrah a very religious christian that didn't believe in sex before marriage and R. was veeeery gay...

(before it started, Robert turned to me and said: I am going to ask very specific questions... and I said: go ahead... dont be shy... (He soooooooooo didn't know who he was dealing with... lol)

R: Good Morning. I'm R. and welcome to Random people from the streets...
Today we have two very special guests. Larissa from Brazil. Hi Larissa, how are you?
(He was sooooooo gay... Imagine a very flamboyant gay person with german accent... lol)
L: I'm Good R.
R: And Debrah from South Africa. Hi Debrah.
D: Hi R.
R: So Larissa, Tell us. Why did you come to Israel.
L: Well, I came 5 months ago to study here and live with my dad that made alyiah 2 years ago.
R: Great. So, what do you do here, beside studying?
L: I... hmmm I work.
R: Doing what?
L: Well, My job isn't very mainstream.
R: What is it?
L: Well, I'm a porn star.
R: wow, really? and what kind of movies do you do?
L: Well, I have done a lot of group stuff, but recently I do more S&M and bondage stuff.
(He wasn't expecting that answer... lol so he starts laughing histerically)
R: Really? What do you mean by bondage?
L: You know, like tying the guy up, using whips, high heels on the the guys back... Basically being a dominatrix.
R: So, Debrah. What do you think about this?
D: It's an absurd. You should not have sex before marriage.
L: That's just because you haven't tried it before.
D: Why are you looking at me like that?
L: You are very cute. And would look great in my next movie. You can make a lot of money.
D: Are you Cr... How much money?
L: Oh, a girl like you... hmmmm a lot of money... You should come... I have a shooting next week and...
D: You are crazy...
L: Nah... you would be great..
D: really?
L: Yeah...
D: ok... Ill do it...
(we high 5... and celebrate)
R: That's all for us. See you next time.

I keep wondering how was my teachers face watching this from the control room... lol.