And the OSCAR goes to...

Jon Stewart!!!!!

Seriously... Even if you have watched ALL the movies that were nominated, which I doubt even a small percentage of the academy members did, THE ACADEMY AWARDS is boring... usually some musical numbers, and hopefully the host, save it. The honors tonight go almost completelly to Jon Stewart...

It's 7am here in Tel Aviv... I have been watching the E! countdown for sooooooo many hours... and then finally at 3:30 the cerimony... Stewart actually made me laugh out loud pratically everytime he was on... hats off...

I am NOT going to post the winners here... honestly, who gives a rat's ass for who won in sound mixing?? and besides, this is NOT a "movie blog"...
However, I digress and admit that The Bourne Ultimatum winning in all the categories it was nominated for, (all technical categories) was awsome... JASON BOURNE RULES...

I would like to point out some other "awsome" and "yeah, right!" moments of the evening of the evening... (in my forgetable and completely irrelevant opinion)...

Awsome
- Marion Cotillard winning for La Vie en Rose was very cute...
yeah, right!
- Jennifer Hudson barely being able to read the teleprompter was not so cute... lol

Awsome
- Jon Stweart's jokes (a couple will be "described" later on, on this same post) FUN!!!
yeah, right!
- The inumerous number of montages... NOT FUN!!!

Awsome
- Seth Rogen and the chubby kid from "superbad"... very funny... I totally got confused... who is Halle Berry and who is Dame Judy Dench??? LOL
yeah, right!
- Colin Ferrel... hmmmmmmm funny.... NOT!

Awsome
- Marion Cotillard looked AMAZING in her dress...
yeah, right!
- Tilda Swilton looked GASTLY in her customized trash bag...

Extra Awsome moments:
- Cohen's brothers acceptance speeches
- Javier Badem's Spanish moment
- the musical performances
- Katherine Heigl feeling completely out of place (I love her... but it was funny)
- Miley Cirus almost falling... lol
- Diablo Cody winning for best original screenplay... :)
- the original song winners (Sooooooo cute)

JON STEWART jokes that stuck to my head:

"Diablo Cody, congrats... you were an exotic dancer, now you are an academy award nominated writer... How are you enjoyig the pay cut???"

"He won two academy awards years ago... He actually has no place being here tonight... How dare he?? TOM HANKS..."

"We have two pregnant actresses here at the moment... Jessica Alba and Cate Blanchet... however, the night is still young... Jack Nicholson is here... the numbers might change... we'll taly it up later on..."

"Nominated for the baby are: Cate Blanchet, Jessica Alba and Nicole Kidman... The winner is... Angelina Jolie... She couldn't be here tonight, you know that getting 17 nannies on Osracr night is hard... so, I'll accept the baby in her name..."

ps: Israel's "beufort" lost the foreign language movie oscar :(

Ok guys, this is my "Oscar edition" or whatever that means... lol

I want to dedicate this post to my Moischa, who actually gave me the idea to make this post... which I wasn't even thinking of doing... I miss and love you my Moischa W.

ps2: for a list of the winners go to: http://www.imdb.com/

Until next time...