Two for the price of one...

I love award shows... they are so detached from reality and at the same time so entertaining... (which I just realized is the perfect combination :P)

Everything that the OSCARs has of formality, The MTV Movie Awards has of Informality... Which makes the whole experience much more fun...

I started to write this post while I was watching the show LIVE on MTV... so, I can say this is the freshest post EVER... lol...

More than half way through the show I had the feeling that MTV was doing an amazing job with it... I was wrong... Sorry, I did enjoy most of it... But, certain parts were really dragged on...

OK... Ill make it clearer..

THE BEST:

- Johnny Depp getting two awards and actually being there to receive them
- Tom Cruise Kneeling down to give Adam Sandler? the MTV generation award (obviously for the "I trimmed my bush" video)
- The Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Hudson Moment
- Skit by Jack Black, Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr.
- PCD performance
- Wayne's World is BACK
- Rihanna's lack of a sense of humor (sadly funny)
- Robert Hoffman and Briana Revigan (Step up 2) kissing
- Robert Downey being a diva (very cool) and Jack Black being a groupie while Ben Stiller stood there being jealous hahahahahhaha

THE WORST:

- Lindsay Lohan
- Coldplay
- Mike Myer's skits
- Adam Sandler's song

I guess I was wrong... and I admit it... The best hs surpassed the worst... by far...
I stand corrected hehe

THE WINNERS:

Best Female Performance ------- Ellen Page (Juno) - Fair!
Best Male Performance --------- Will Smith (I am Legend) - I haven't seen it...
Best Fight -------------------- Sean Farris Vs. Cam Gigandet (I have no idea)
Best Summer Movie So Far------- Iron Man - Fair (but I loved SATC)
Best Comedic Performance------- Johnny Depp (Pirates of the...) - Hell Yeah!!!
Best Breakthrough Performance - Zac Efron (Hairspray) - WTF???
Best Villain ------------------ Johnny Depp (Sweeney Todd) - Hell Yeah!!! X2
Best Kiss --------------------- Brian Revigan/Robert Hoffman (Step up 2) - HOT!!!
Best Movie -------------------- Transformers - WTF??????????

Did I miss something??? Where are the "best action sequence", "best dance scene" awards????

It was TOO SHORT...

QUOTES:

"Iron Man rocks, only 'till Dark Knight hits theaters" - Ben Stiller's "Nephew"
"I say "han..." you say..." - Jason Bateman
"Tila Tequila puts her hand down someone's pants and likes whatever she finds there" - Wayne
"That's what she said" - audience member
"That's Nutty" - Johnny Depp

BUT WAIT... THERE IS MORE...

By purchasing this post you get and extra one for free, no extra clicks necessary...

Yes, you got it... This is a Two for One post...

Guys, I was expecting this for such a long time... I saw the SEX AND THE CITY movie friday night... OMG it was nothing less than PERFECT...

I felt an emptyness in my heart when the show ended... even though I have all the DVDs... knowing no new eps were coming up was really sad... The movie fille dthat void SOOOOOOO well...

SPOILERS ahead... BEWARE... Stop reading if necessary...
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Charlotte pregenant? Steve cheats? Samantha wants her sexy neighbor? well, that was expected :P... Carrie MARRIES Mr. Big... yes, people... if you read this far or if you saw the movie you know it...

Im not a movie reviewer, bringing the movie up has a deeper value than just stating how much I loved it...

EVERY girl out there has her Mr. Big... The man of their dreams that come and go for months, years, decades... Carrie, after 10 long years finaly got him for good... it wasnt easy, a LOT of tears streamed down her face... but she made it through and love spoke louder...

Are gonna have that??? Are we going to marry our Mr. Bigs? In my case, will I ever have a Mr. Big??? I don't have the answer for that... but I cant imagine a girl out there that didn't connect with that situation...

The road to hapiness is a tortuous one... but do not give up... I bealive it's all worth it... for better or for worse...

Ps: Charlotte "barking" at Mr. Big after he left Carrie at the altar... PERFECTION...

NEWS... The is a 2nd movie in the works... I can't wait for it, part 2...

What did you think of the movie????? or should I say Moviement????